There was a farmer who had a horse for over 10 years. Since the farmer got the horse he had been trying to get the horse to laugh. He had no such luck.
He put up a sign that read:
$25,000 reward to anyone who can make my horse laugh.
Crowds and crowds of people rushed in. Day after day, month after month, people came and went. No one could get the horse to laugh.
After a long time, the farmer had given up hope, when one day a young man strolled in casually and asked to have a shot. The farmer apathetically let him try.
The man walked up to the horse, whispered in the horses ear. The horse started cracking up laughing his ass off.
Shocked, the farmer rushed over and asked him what he had done. The young man simply asked for the reward and left.
Weeks had gone by and the horse had still been laughing. In fact, the horse did not stop
laughing since that day and the farmer was getting very irritated. He offered another $25,000
reward to anyone who could get the horse to stop laughing. Again people showed up to no avail.
Again, after the crowds had come and gone, the young man strolled by and walked into the barn.
After about 10 seconds, the horse suddenly stopped laughing.
In amazement, the farmer gave him the reward but begged the young man, “Sir, what did you do?
How did you get the horse to laugh and then stop? Please tell me.”
The young man’s reply, “I got the horse to laugh by telling him that my dick was bigger than his.”
“And to make him stop laughing?”
“I showed him.”
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There was a farmer who had a horse for over 10 years
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