Dear Billy Joe Bob,
I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we
did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen
within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address
because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen
within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address
because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I’m not sure it works so
well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven’t seen it since.
well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven’t seen it since.
The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too heavy to
send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven’t found out what it is yet
so I don’t know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
so I don’t know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him
out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving.
He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were
in the back, they drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving.
He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were
in the back, they drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
Your Favorite Aunt
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